Main Page | See live article | Alphabetical index The Simpsons Episode Details Production Number: 7G05 Original Air Date: February 4, 1990 Blackboard: None Couch Gag: None Guest Voices: None Writer: John Swartzwelder Director: David Silverman Bart the General was the fifth non short Simpsons episode released on television. The episode deals with Bart's troubles with the school bully, Nelson Muntz. Warning: wikipedia contains spoilers Table of contents 1 Synopsis 2 Memorable Quotes 3 Parodies Synopsis Lisa makes cupcakes for her teacher, offering one to Otto Mann and another, which fell on the bus floor, to Bart. At school, one of Nelson's friends swipes the cupcakes and Bart gets in a fight over the theft. Nelson shows up and Bart bloodies his nose; Nelson and his two friends meet Bart after school and beat him, then put him in a trash can and roll him down a hill. Bart is unable to stop the bullying and Lisa suggests that he go talk to Grampa Simpson at his rest home. When Bart arrives, Grampa is typing a letter decrying the television depicition of elderly people as happy and energetic. Jasper enters the room and he and Grampa get in a fight over a newspaper; Grampa loses and Jasper takes the newspaper and leaves. Grampa takes Bart to a military supply store for help with his problem. The one-armed proprietor of the store is crazy, but gives Bart and his fellow students military training. Together they surround Nelson and his crew and bombard them with water balloons; Nelson surrenders and is tied up. Bart is ready to release him until Nelson says he will just beat him up again; then Nelson and his conquerors draft a peace treaty. Bart unties Nelson; Marge brings cupcakes and everyone shares them. After the show, Bart addresses the audience directly from a table top in a library, noting that war is "neither glamorous nor fun." This episodes introduces Nelson Muntz and Grampa Simpson (previously seen only in photos at the Simpsons house), as well as Jasper (previously seen in the background during Homer's presentation to the City Commission in Homer's Odyssey) Memorable Quotes "There are no good wars (with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars trilogy)." Parodies Full Metal Jacket The Longest Day Patton the famous World War II photo, shot by Alfred Eisenstaedt, showing a sailor kissing a woman in a busy street (featuring Lisa and a boy whom Lisa slaps after the camera flashes). Previous Episode: There's No Disgrace Like Home The Simpsons episode list Next Episode: Moaning Lisa This article is from Wikipedia. All text is available under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License.