Bernard Bresslaw (February 25 1934 - June 11 1993) was an English actor best known for his comedy work. His catchphrase was 'I only arsked.' (sic)

Television series include:

  • The Army Game
  • Carry On Specials

Films include:

  • seventeen Carry On movies
  • The Ugly Duckling (1959)
  • One of Our Dinosaurs is Missing (1975)
  • Krull (1983)

UK chart singles:

  • "Mad Passionate Love" (1958)
  • "The Signature Tune of The Army Game" (1958) Michael Medwin. Bernard Bresslaw, Alfie Bass & Leslie Fyson

His song "You Need Feet" (a parody of "You Need Hands" by Max Bygraves) was used in The Rutles' TV special, accompanying the Yoko Ono film parody "A Thousand Feet of Film", but was cut from the syndicated version and the original DVD release.