Something Awful is an extremely cynical humor website based in the United States. It houses a variety of content, such as instant messaging pranks, digitally edited pictures, intentionally bad webcomics, and humorous reviews of pornography, but it is best known for its online message forums.

Table of contents
1 The Something Awful Forums
2 Something Awful Forums Culture
3 Common Abbreviations and Phrases
4 External Links

The Something Awful Forums

The Something Awful Forums are a limited-access message board system. It costs $10 to register; this money goes directly to the webmaster, Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka. Other forum features also cost $10 each, such as gaining permission to search the forums, putting an image under your username, putting custom text under your username, or putting custom text under someone else's username (often to demean them). A frequent user of the forums spends roughly $100 on such features.

Frequents of the Something Awful Forums call themselves "S.A. goons", or simply "goons". However, they are not all alike. The forums are divided deeply between different camps, represented by a few main forums.

GBS (General Bullshit)

General Bullshit, almost always abbreviated to "GBS" to save time typing and be less offensive, is very similar to any of the "Off Topic" forums found on virtually every message board system on the Internet. GBS is usually slightly more mature than the average "Off Topic" board, simply because people on the Something Awful Forums are rich, mature, and old enough to purchase an account. GBS frequents can start a thread on any random thing, usually without getting dismissed by the rest of the community. Something Awful's weekly Photoshop competition is held in GBS.

FYAD (Fuck You And Die)

Fuck You And Die, almost always abbrieviated to "FYAD" for the same reasons described above, is unique to Something Awful. In FYAD, all posts are nonsensical and mock the common, teenage Internet user. Chatspeak and message board jokes are taken to ridiculous extremes, and often whole catchphrases are invented, some of which are described in the section below. Something Awful's weekly Weekend Web articles, a compilation of stupid things said on message boards, are put together in FYAD.

FYAD frequents hate GBS with a passion, because it is one of the sort of communities that they love to mock. When someone is not funny enough for FYAD, they will be told to "go back to GBS".

For reasons quite unknown, the webmaster Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka is a frequent of FYAD, despite the fact that he destroyed the forum early on and did not resurrect it until they attacked GBS with shock sites.

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Something Awful Forums Culture

The Something Awful Forums community has many in-jokes, including

  • Fenslerfilm G.I. Joe parodies - Dadaist renditions of public service announcements. Spawned such catchphrases as "Porkchop sandwiches!" and "Hey kid! I'm a computer!"
  • Geno - Many S.A. goons pitched in a giant attempt to take over online games such as "Habbo Hotel" and "Coke Music". They called themselves "Genos", dressed their characters in all gray, and pretended to be members of a religious cult. On "Coke Music", they pretended to drink poison and ascend themselves. On "Habbo Hotel", they are still going by some accounts.
  • Leonard "J." Crabs - Something Awful's imaginary demented lawyer, employed when a real lawyer is not necessary to dismiss angry non-goons.

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Common Abbreviations and Phrases

  • :10bux: - The $10 required to register an account, or do anything else. Sometimes this refers to getting your account banned from the forums and having to pay to reregister.
  • animu - A pejorative misspelling of anime. Sometimes used self-depreciatingly.
  • b& - banned
  • :cool: - On other internet message forums, when the word :cool: is written it is replaced by an emoticon of a person with sunglasses on. On the Something Awful Forums this does not happen, but FYAD users write :cool: anyway as a joke.
  • :coal: - A misspelling of :cool:, ideal for use on message forums where the emoticon :cool: is actually used.
  • FYAD - Fuck You And Die (forum)
  • :gb2gbs: - Go back to GBS
  • GBS - General Bullshit (forum)
  • Hay guys - "Hay guys, what's going on in this forum?" A catchphrase often emitted by FYAD frequents for no apparent reason.
  • [img-timeline] - The Something Awful Forums at one point had "image macros" that replaced phrases such as [img-timeline] with commonly-needed humorous pictures indicating, in this case for example, "welcome to last week, that's already been done". They were horribly abused and removed, and today [img-timeline] means not only "that's already been done" but also "that's been done so many times it's like [img-timeline]".
  • Interweb - A misspelling of "Internet" that pokes fun at people who don't understand computers. Allegedly originated on the Something Awful Forums.
  • ITT - In This Thread (e.g., "ITT we are all Christian conservatives")
  • kekekeke - On Korean keyboards, "ke" only takes one character to write, and is often repeated over and over as an onomatopoeia for laughing. On Something Awful, it is used sarcastically. This phrase is somewhat racist, as it mocks Koreans.
  • LOLZ - This nonsensical abbreviation is "Laughing Out Loud" plus a misspelled plural "z". It signifies often sarcastic laughter.
  • :monocle: - On the Something Awful Forums, this is an emoticon of a person so surprised that his monocle pops off.
  • moon language - A self-mocking term usually meaning the Japanese language.
  • OMG ZERG RUSH - In the game Starcraft, the "zerg rush" is a tactic where hundreds of units are made at the beginning of the game and immediately attack. This phrase is somewhat racist and mocks Koreans who use the tactic.
  • Roofle(s) - A pleasant way to pronounce "ROFL", or "rolling on the floor laughing"
  • tl;dr - too long; didn't read
  • what - Another FYAD catchphrase with no apparent meaning.
  • ZOMG - This nonsensical abbrevation is "oh my god" plus a Z on the beginning which doesn't mean anything. It is a sarcastic way to say "Oh my God!"

External Links

  • [1] - The Something Awful front page.
  • [1] - The Something Awful forums. Usually, you will be not be able to read the forums without purchasing an account, but this varies from week to week based on the webmaster's mood.