The Anachronisms are a Canadian metamusic group, formed in Toronto, Ontario in 1981. Their music is an examination of the nature of music.

Current members of the group are:

  • Carlos C. Carlos
  • Sid Herpes
  • Hector La Paunche
  • Dulcimer C. Zither

The group's most recent CD, which contains new material, is Strictly Washroom. This album is sub-titled Beef IV. It continues the adventures of Biff Crash and Bump Calhoun, thereby extending the original Beef Trilogy, which was completed in the late 1980s, into a Quadrilogy.